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kogi State University / Ksu Admission List (utme And Direct Entry) For The 2017/2018 Is Out. by nazeal(m): 08:27 pm On 2 Feb
The much awaited Kogi State University,
KSU admission list (UTME and Direct Entry)
for the 2017/2018 academic session is

This is to inform all the candidates that
participated in the Kogi State University
(KSU) last post UTME screening exercise
that the UTM/Direct Entry admission list
for the 2017/2018 academic session has
been released and now available on the
university’s website.

KSU admission list contains the names of
candidates offered provisional admission
into the university various first degree
programmes for the 2017/2018
academic session.

For Direct Entry Applicants: Go to KSU DE
portal at
and login with your registration number
and password. If admitted, accept your
offer of admission immediately.

For UTME Applicants: Go to Kogi State
University UTME admission portal
at and
login with your registration number and
password. If admitted, accept your offer
of admission immediately.

While we congratulate all successful
candidates, you are also to bear in mind
that this Admission offer will expire
within One week from 17th February,

Lagos State University / Lasu Orientation Programme For The 2017/2018 Newly Admitted Students. by nazeal(m): 06:17 pm On 2 Feb
Lagos State University, LASU orientation
programme for the 2017/2018 academic
session newly admitted students.

Lagos State University (LASU) will hold a
3day Orientation Programme for its
newly Admitted Students for the
2017/2018 Academic Session as follows:

Date: Monday, 19th, Tuesday 20th and
Wednesday, 21st, February 2018.
Venue: University Main Auditorium, Main
Campus, Ojo, Lagos.
Time: 9:00 a.m. prompt

To this end, the University Management
has declared the three (3) Days of the
orientation Programme i.e Monday, 19th,
Tuesday 20th and Wednesday, 21st,
February 2018 LECTURE FREE for the
Newly Admitted Students to enable them
attend the Orientation Programme..

Stories/Gist / Re: Update Update Update by Kingsolomon: 08:21 am On 2 Feb
We will be waiting for the stories ;D

Stories/Gist / Update Update Update by nazeal(m): 07:47 am On 2 Feb
I want to post a very interesting, hilarious and thrilling story
here at

But I don't know how many of us are eager to read and also to comment..

I will need your likes and comments but you can't comment or like without being a member of this site..

Please create an account with us and be a fully renowned member so as to enjoy the legitimate and full rights of a member..

It's easy, fast and reliable..

Once you have created the account, leave a comment and let the story begin..

Exclusively Nazeal


Entertainment / Letter To Every Woman by nazeal(m): 09:27 pm On 2 Feb
Dear Woman...
Not every man is a Husband material.
Some are friendzone materials.
Some are Boyfriend materials.
Some are sex mate materials.
Some are baby-papa materials.
Some are husband materials
Some are father materials
Marry a Man that is a Brother, Husband and
Some of you, get into marriage with men
who have no business being married.
Marriage is not for everybody.
Some men are not wired to function in
Don't allow marriage desperation or societal
pressure to push you into the arms of a man
who is not ready or suited for matrimony.
Look around you, most men get married just
for the status. Those are the men that marry
wives and keep for their mothers and
fathers to look after. I have seen men who
married wives and travelled out of the
country for 5, 6 and even 7 years without
coming home to see their wives.
I mean what is that?
You shouldn't be theoretically married.
Marriage must be practical.
Some men are very selfish. Take this from
me, a selfish man can never be a good
husband. Matrimony thrives on mutualism. It
is a give-and-take situation.
Don't marry a man because you are
pregnant for him.
Don't marry him because he deflowered
Don't marry him because you are
Don't marry him because you've dated him
for long.
Don't marry him because you invested in
him financially.
Marry him because you believe he is worthy
of being called your Husband and the father
of your unborn kids.
There are men everywhere but Husbands
are scarce.
I pray for you yet to be married: you will not
experience marriage bondage. And for that
feel you've made a mistake, retrace your
step, and rededicate your marriage to God.
God is faithful and readyto help you and he
will help you out in Jesus' name!
#Note : if you are a man reading this post
don't make it a gender war. And don't take
it personal. This post is for men. I know
there are un-wifable women but that's a
post for another day. Thank you for your


Federal University Lokoja / Fulokoja Postgraduate Admission 2017/2018 Announced by nazeal(m): 12:53 pm On 2 Feb
Federal Univeristy, LOKOJA Postgraduate
Admission 2017/2018

This is to inform the general public that
Federal University Lokoja has commenced
Postgraduate programmes in the following

-Postgraduate Diploma in Political Science
-Postgraduate Diploma in Legislative
-Postgraduate Diploma in English and
Literary Studies
-Postgraduate Diploma in History and
Cultural Studies
-Postgraduate Diploma in Peace and
Conflict Studies
-Postgraduate Diploma in Economics
-Postgraduate Diploma in Economic
Planning and Development
-Postgraduate Diploma in Taxation and
Fiscal Policy
-Postgraduate Diploma in Remote Sensing
and Geographic Information Systems
-Postgraduate Diploma in Mathematics
-Postgraduate Diploma in Statistics
-Postgraduate Diploma in Chemistry
-Postgraduate Diploma in Industrial
-Postgraduate Diploma in Applied Geology
-Postgraduate Diploma in Environmental
Management and Conservation
-Postgraduate Diploma in Fisheries and
-Postgraduate Diploma in Computer

Interested candidates must possess first
degree not below third class or HND not
below upper credit in related disciplines
from recognized institutions. In addition,
candidates must possess credits in English
Language and Mathematics at O’level,
including any other three (3) relevant

For further information, please,
visit the University website using: or call

Also visit the University website to download the Application

Signed Professor Patrick Amidu Audu

Umaru Musa Yar'adua University / Umyu New Students Admission Letter & Registration Procedure, 2017/2018 by nazeal(m): 12:45 pm On 2 Feb
UMYU New Students
Admission Letter &
Registration Procedure,

Umaru Musa Yar'adua University
Departmental News

This is to inform the University Community
that issuance of admission letter for the
newly admitted students has commenced
today, Thursday, 15th February, 2018 and
ends March 23, 2018.

All newly admitted candidates are hereby
informed that they are required to print
their admission letters and move on to
Central Registration.

To Print your admission Letter and
continue with the Registration
processes, kindly visit their official webpage.

The procedure for registration is as follows;



All new students are expected to have gone
through the verification stage.
1. Use Google Chrome Browser or Mozilla
Firefox to log on to

2. To print your Admission Letter, click on
‘Print Admission Letter’ link at the left
hand side. It is recommended to use a
color printer to print your admission
letter. Note that you can only print your
original admission letter ONCE.

3. Click on ‘Print Other Forms’ under the
‘Print Admission Letter’ link to download
and Print Student Guarantor Form,
Acceptance of Provisional offer of
Admission Form and Form 01.

4. Fill the forms diligently and proceed to
the next step.

Before proceeding to this step make sure
that you have completed STEP 1 successfully.
1. To commence the online registration, go
ugadmission/ enter your UTME/ DE Reg.
No and UTME score/ DE default
Password. Click ‘Log on to portal’ under
‘Print Other Forms’ link to openyour
personalized page.

2. Supply all the required information on
your personalized page including your
most recent passport photograph
(Snapped on RED background),
signature, email address, home address
and phone number.


supplied above is to the best of your
knowledge correct.
signature must be legible and in JPEG
format less than 100kb in size.
button at the end of the page to
complete your registration.

Before proceeding to this step make sure
you complete STEP 2 successfully.
1. The system will automatically redirect
you to the payment page immediately
you click the ‘Save Profile’ button as
described in step 2 above.

2. Please choose any of the following
payment options to pay your school fees:
1. Pay Choice:
Use this option to generate
transaction ID to pay cash in any of
the following Banks:-
1. Fidelity Bank (Nationwide)
2. First Bank PLC
3. FCMB Katsina Branch
4. UBA Katsina Branch
5. Union Bank Katsina Branch
6. Skye Bank Katsina Branch
7. Keystone Bank Katsina Branch

2. Or use Quickteller by login on
to and
follow the instructions.

Fidelity Bank attract an additional Bank
Charge of N100.00 only.

1. Collect your University Email address
from the Directorate of ICT (DICT).

2. To commence the online Course
registration, log on to
‘’ using your
university email address collected from
the DICT to open your personalized page
and register your courses.

Submit two copies of all completed forms,
payment receipts, S.S.C.E scratch card and
credentials to your department and
academic office.

Please note that students can only make
room (bed-space) reservation after
payment of tuition fees.
1. To make a room (bed-space) reservation
click on ‘Reserve Hostel Room’ link on
your portal profile.
2. Upon successful reservation, proceed to
make payment using any of the payment
options above.

expires after 48Hrs if payment is not
additional N300 Bank Charges..

Universities / Aceondo Utme Comprehensive Admission List, 2017/2018 by nazeal(m): 09:08 pm On 2 Feb
Comprehensive Admission
List, 2017/2018
Adeyemi College Of Education, Ondo

The Adeyemi College of Education, Ondo
State (ACEONDO) has released the
Comprehensive list of UTME Admission List
for 2017/2018 Academic Session.

Candidates who applied for undergraduate
admission through UTME in the school are
advised to proceed to check if they have
been offered admisson on the school

The list of admitted candidates have been
made available on the school's
official website.

How To Check Your Admission Status

To view the list of admitted candidates,
simply check the official webpage of the ACEONDO
Comprehensive UTME Admission List

Congratulations to the admitted candidates!

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University of Uyo / Uniuyo Registration Deadline For 2017/2018 Session by nazeal(m): 07:42 pm On 2 Feb
UNIUYO Registration
Deadline For 2017/2018

This is to inform all the returning students
of the University of Uyo (UNIUYO) that the
management of the institution has
announced the registration portal closing
date for the first semester, 2017/2018
academic session.

The registration portal for first semester
2017/2018 session will be closed on
Sunday 18th February 2018 by Midnight.

The affected students are therefore advised
to register immediately in their own

JAMB / Jamb Mock Exam 2018: New Date To Be Announced Soon by nazeal(m): 07:38 pm On 2 Feb
JAMB Mock Exam 2018: New
Date To Be Announced Soon

An earlier announcement by JAMB had it
that the mock exam will hold 1st week of
February. However, till now the board is yet
to announce a definite date for it.
The purpose of the Mock examination is to
give candidates who have little or no Idea
about JAMB CBT to get familiar with it. The
truth is with or without the mock
examination, you can
start getting familiar with the JAMB CBT
System and at the same time practice over
40,000 JAMB past
questions by downloading our JAMB CBT
Practice Mobile App, JAMB CBT Software for
Computer Systems or by using our Free
Online JAMB CBT Exam Platform.

We believe the delay in the conduct of the
Mock exam was due to the fact that the
earlier deadline for the 2018 UTME
Registration was postponed.

With the conclusion of the 2018 UTME
Registration, we expect JAMB to announce
the date for the Mock examination any
moment from now.

Please note that the Mock examination is
not a criterion for participating in the main
examination, neither will it be part of your
score/result in the main exam...

Thanks and always check for more updates on your schoolnews...

Kogi State Polytechnic / Kogi State Poly Notice To Newly Admitted Students 2017/2018 by nazeal(m): 09:05 am On 2 Feb
Kogi State Polytechnic notice to newly
admitted students on fees payments
and registration for the 2017/2018
academic session.

This is to inform the newly admitted
students of Kogi State Polytechnic that
the online fees payment and
registrations are yet to commence. The
delay in payment/registrations is to
enable the old students that are yet to
pay for the 2016/2017 session to do that
before the commencement of payments
for the new session.

Therefore, new students should always
visit the school website for updates as
fees payment and registrations will soon

The website for the kogi polytechnic incase you don't have it is :-

Politics / Re: Senate Passes Reordered 2019 Poll Bill, 59 Senators Oppose Move by Solomon(m): 10:17 am On 2 Feb
Buhari has started playing ball. I thought the senate was united in there opposition to him.

Nawa for them

Federal University of Technology Akure / Futa Extends Registration Deadline 2017/2018 by nazeal(m): 08:09 am On 2 Feb
FUTA Extends Registration
Deadline 2017/2018

The Federal University of Technology, Akure
(FUTA) University Management has received
the report that the admission process for
Direct Entry candidates had just been

It also noted the challenges
being faced with respect to their online

Management decided that the period of
registration should be extended by two
weeks with effect from Monday, 5th to
Friday, 16th February, 2018. This will afford
the Direct Entry candidates and other
students who are yet to fully register
complete the registration process.

All Heads of Departments should kindly
draw the attention of their Registration
Officers to this information and also ensure
strict compliance.

Thank you.


Entertainment / Be A Virgin Till Marriage --- Be Inspired by nazeal(m): 08:05 am On 2 Feb
Virgin Till Marriage (VTM)

The Lady: 'I have been dating this guy for
more than 4 years now. There is nothing
couples are doing in marriage we have not
done. We have lived together, ate together,
lost count on the number of time we have
had sex together. I have done 3 abortions
for him. We have business ventures
together, we do have our bath together.
There is nothing couples are doing that we
are not doing sir'.

Me: So what do you both have left that you
want to do in marriage if you do your
wedding today?

The Lady: ' Sir, just 2 things left.

Me: Tell me those two things.

The Lady: To have children and to fight.

Me: Fight as how?

The Lady: We have never fought before. I do
bottle up my anger because I have lost so
much in the relationship, if I leave him, I will
be at the loosing end. But when we get
married , he will know he married a lion. I
am battle ready for him.

That conversation up there is not a friction.
It took place.

What many single guys and ladies don't
know is that, there is a whole lot of
difference between single relationship and
marriage. Some of you don't have anything
tangible you are going to do in marriage
than to have children. All the privileges,
uniqueness, sacredness, sanctity ,
enjoyments of marriage, you are already
exploring and enjoying it now in your
dating adventure. Lady, you have turned
yourself to 'iyawo ile' in the 'face me face
you' apartment of that guy. You are his
cook, his mom, his bed mate, sex mate, you
have moved your loads to his room one by
one. You are all over him, showing

Dear guy, what exactly are you looking
forward to in marriage? You are behaving
to that lady as if you are her husband. You
are tired of her nakedness already. Nothing
is exciting you about her again. 'see finish'
is happening between the two of you. If you
marry today, what's going to be a new thing
to do as couples? Kissing is not new to the
two of you. Your nakedness is no more new
to each other. Lady, nothing is trilling about
your breasts again. You are not yet married,
but your breasts has suffer in the hands of
this boy. Yet to breastfeed oo, yes, your
breasts is already looking like that of a
grandma. What is new I asked you? What
sex position or style have you not done
May be like this lady in that conversation, the
only two things left for many singles in
relationship today is to have children and
fight. Some of you will see wrong thing that
guy/lady is doing that you don't like, you will
keep quiet and bottle your anger. You won't
fight and sought it out now, you are waiting
to get into marriage and then start fighting.
You have enjoyed all the 'peace ' of marriage
in dating, only to get into marriage and start

Hear me well dear singles, don't cross some
lines. You are not married until you are
Reserve romance, sex, physical intimacy,
joint account, bathing together, wearing the
same clothes, and many other things for
marriage. There should be some exciting
things you are looking forward to do
together as couples. Don't do everything you
should do in marriage in your dating/

Have self control. Right thing done at a
wrong time will make it a wrong thing!

Thanks for reading. You can share to bless a
single guy/lady around you..

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